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You jumped the gun by 2 minutes
   
Great sites yet again scotto! Haha!
   
Thank you, Scotto! I would have missed these important stories otherwise.
   
ahh This must be a joke.
   
oh its midnight alright...
   
Ah, so it is. April Fool's everybody.
   
I totally thought this was spam until I read it carefully :)
   
I am looking forward to that awesome water park. I hope there will be plenty of chlorine in there, as it will most likely turn into a giant bathtub for 60,000 naked burners. I made my payment for tickets for this mudfest.
   
Fuck the naysayers. This is awesome and you are awesome. I'm gonna get so much playa in my crack! Do you have a jello pool?
   
I've used the 'Rent My Mattress' for the last two years and besides a bike and water I would say it's another one of those playa must haves. Unlike some of the local trailer rentals which can be full of bugs and rats, these are new, never used before mattresses. You still have to bring a tent, dome, etc to sleep in but this sure beats laying on the ground or an air mattress by a long shot, and the 500 count sheets definitely make it all the better. If you rent a queen size bed, put 'Heart' in the comments field and you will be entered into the lottery for a heart shaped bed (last I heard they had about 10 of these).
   
It's not midnight yet, so it shouldn't be an April Fool's joke. As it is written, if you don't pay for a ticket, you don't get to go inside. Forget it. I'd rather go to the Duck Pond.
   
Sounds like a decent price to me, as long as its complete decommodification inside the park...
   
Are these services (or sites) that require a little barter or compensation for folks that require or desire such services? If so, is this like an advertising plug and what does it take to get a website on such a list.... ?? PS.. I'm listed on the BMan Resource Pages and thoroughly grateful for that opportunity.. So just wondering...
   
ScottoBobScotto, great sites!
   
lol...nice to hear from ya bob!
   
*slow, rising clap*
   
I'll try to get a ticket with phony info.
   
Happy April 1st!
   
Go for it! I'm down wit the cargo-cults. If it's not trash...it's not treasure. Make a " No Mud People" sign
   
I could see it happening for $36 per person. Just get a truck to keep bringing and taking water.
   
ahh Yes must be. Water park at Burning Man. This is too funny.
   
and the hits just keep on comin
   
Thank you Scotto for the opportunity to make magic happen in the desert.
   
I would like three wise men (not wise guys) visit us in our manger immediately after Larry Harvey.
   
As it turns out, I may be the first male human to be diagnosed as pregnant so birth at Burning Man would be so perfect for me and my new family.
   
I happen to be bringing roughly sixteen tons of extra chlorine to the playa this year, as part of camp chlorine. I'd be willing to donate fifteen tons to you if you end up with a little cloudy water. Namaste.
   
Im confused.
   
I want a photo service that can capture all of the underwater bubbles I am going to produce.
   
Due to years of nude sunbathing, my eggs have been exposed to an excessive amount of Gamma radiation. I feel, therefore that it would be reckless and unethical for me to reproduce personally. Instead I'm offering a womb for rent as a surrogate. Let's get started! ! I know there's less than 9 months until BM but I'm motivated and have a good record of finishing projects well ahead of deadlines. This is my gift to any couple in the community in need of a uterus. Although i would ask no compensation, it'd be awesome if you would let me choose the kid's middle name. I was thinking like, Daftpunk for a boy or Zhuzhu if it's a girl.
   
I hope they have sprinkles.
   
Scotto does the best April Fool Burner stuff every year!
   
Haha, srsly?
   
I'm not clicking on ANYTHING today.
   
Thank God!!! I thought something happened to you, I almost called 911.
   
As the original ice cream maker on the Playa, I have asked my attorneys to send you a demand letter.
   
Ah - *sigh* yup - I think I just got April Fooled - Well played.
   
I'm either becoming more gullible or I really want two of those to actually happen. All very nice!
   
I would like three wise men (not wise guys) visit us in our manger immediately after Larry Harvey.
I'm one of them. I happily shared the information about having ice delivered...
   
Scotto, I don't know another man who would go to *so* much trouble to put together a joke site.
   
survival in the desert,, ha ,, gonna be an amusement park ,, but I'll be there anyhow...
   
I would love to help with this project, but I donated my life saving to the Kickstarter for "Pave the Playa."
   
Scott can I preorder for the ice cream? Or pay cash upon delivery?
   
It set off a huge discussion about commercialism and kickstarter programs and buying rides on Art Cars and how entertaining the wait in line at Arctica can be. Oh and bacon.... there was a bit about a bacon delivery.
   
Thank you Scotto for the opportunity to make magic happen in the desert.
   
As it turns out, I may be the first male human to be diagnosed as pregnant so birth at Burning Man would be so perfect for me and my new family.
   
It's a real gift you have there, buddy, of being able to present the completely preposterous with a totally straight face.
   
Keep up the great work and have an awesome Saguaro Man. I thought about trying to make it down to AZ for the event this year, but when I heard that there would be no nudity, I figured, "oh hell, what's the point?"
   
I always wonder how many people fall for these things. Some day you should compile a website with the best of the links that you have created and some of the best stories of responses that you get.
   
The level of service you and your employees deliver each year is only surpassed by your overt generosity by making it all free despite the published pricing.
   
Outstanding websites. I always look forward to the first day of the fourth month to see what you come up with. This year you created some really great websites.
   
Thanks for a smile. But, the ice cream truck really had me going for a bit......
   
People may not be making comments here, but many are copying and pasting these things to their various facebook pages. You have done some great research on these services offered at BRC this year.
   
ScottoBobScotto, you are too funny!
   
When are your phone lines open?
   
If Larry does ever die, rather than having his head kept in a tank, his body should be embalmed and permanently entombed at a mausoleum in APOKALYPTIKA.
   
BURNING MAN ORG PROPAGANDA.FAKE. ePlaya, an online [...] ("Service") operated by Black Rock City, LLC ("Burning Man"). By using the ePlaya, you agree to the following Terms of Service ("Agreement"). Burning Man is a service mark of Black Rock City, LLC.
   
the very outdated stirrups reference kinda gives away the prank... that's so 30 years ago, now its all about calm home like atmosphere birth tubs and freedom to labor as you need
   
the mattresses are worth it, takes a bit of the harshness out of not having an rv, though I will say, get the 500 count sheets to really enjoy your nights.
   
DUDE! You are Awesome!!
   
Nice job!
   
*Snerk* nice!
   
Best one yet.
   

 I'm in disbelief! Is this for real?  I would love to be part of this amazing water park.  Where on the playa will it be located?  Thank you for your awesomeness!